Saturday, December 10, 2011

This is what the last post was supposed to be

Oh and before I go, I want to tell you about my secret million dollar account in the Switz bank, and the account number is...

Good, now I have your attention, I would just like to say a few words.



There's a saying, "Yesterday is a history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a present, and that is why we should treasure it." But I believe there is no point in pursuing a mystery and that is why...


This is the best way. This will solve all our problems. You can't hurt me furt


Please tell the children that I loved them always and that my love has never faltered. I grieve that I could not have had the joy of being ...


All of a sudden all will and determination to fight on has left


I want Dr. Dre and Sherlock Holmes to officiate at my funeral. I think they would make a great comedy duo toget...


P.S. I think there is enough insurance to see the kids through the REST OF THEIR LIVES!!!! (BOOYAH!!! Bet those sucker insurance companies didn't see this coming!! HE SHOOTS AND HE SCORES!!!!)...


The prospect of the kids flourishing because of my death almost makes me look forwar...


Remember that NO ONE is to look under the floorboard underneath Mr Luppy our dog's kennel, because I'm sure NO ONE would store anything down ther...


Okay!! Okay!!! I admit it!!! I (Cherry Yang) is so in luuuuve with Justin Bieb..

We say goodbye tomorrow night



P.S This is not a suicide note

1 comment:

  1. I have no idea what it is that you are trying to convey to our audience. So I'm just gonna say BLEEP BLOOP. Beiber.

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